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Yay, it's Friday!! Here are a few stories to tickle your funny bone. Who knows, maybe you can share them at the dinner table tonight.
These stories come from an old book I bought at a church rummage sale. It's Art Linkletter's, "oops! or, life's awful moments".
~ A New Mexico woman told me this one: 'I have a great big old boxer dog that I've had many years, and she's a regular pest sometimes. One day she was unusually persistent in wanting me to let her in and out. I let her out cone more, and got into the bathtub. I had just gotten good and soapy when I heard her again. I threw a towel around me and yanked open the door yelling, 'Come in, you damned old fool!' I nearly fainted when I saw it was my minister smiling at me!'
~ A housewife put some dog food on a plate in the refrigerator. When her husband came home, he made a sandwich with it. What hurt was his reaction: "Honey, this is the finest meat loaf you've ever made."
~ A woman in Des Moines, Iowa, told me this one about window-shopping with her husband. "We saw a lovely bedroom set," she says, "so I said, How would you like to snuggle up in that lovely bed?" My husband said nothing, so I looked around. The man I was talking to was a stranger."
Those are funny right there! Hope you got a few laughs in reading them.
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