Funny Bone Friday
Yay, it's Friday! We found some funnies and fun to think abouts to jump start your weekend and share at the dinner table.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
If a mime is arrested, does he have the right to remain silent?
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent. (This is dedicated to all the boys reading this.)
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
May your weekend be filled with laughter!
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