Happy Wingsday! How About A Walmart Story?

We love Wingsday around here. In your office you may call it hump day but here we affectionately call it "Wingsday!" If angels are your thing then feel free to call it "Wingsday" where you work too!

To tickle your funny bone and get you to the weekend, we have a funny Walmart story about a husband and wife who are retired. 

It allegedly goes like this:

Walmart sent a letter to the wife stating that the husband was no longer allowed in the store. Walmart had documented all the things he was caught doing while she shopped unaware. 

On different trips over the course of 3 months he:

*set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off in 5 minute intervals
*made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms
*went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway
*moved a "Caution Wet Floor" sign to a carpeted area
*set up a tent in the camping/sporting goods section and told other shoppers they could join him if they brought pillows from the bedding section
*when a clerk asked if they could help him, he cried and said with a shriek, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
*in the Auto Department he practiced his "Madonna look" using different sized funnels
*he hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through he yelled, "Pick me! Pick me!"
*went to the TV/Electronics section of the store and made videos of himself picking his nose and eating his boogers on all the recording devices.

Now, I'm not sure how true this story is but we can imagine the wife would be utterly humiliated by her husband's actions. We also admonish you not to try these at your local store. You wanted to be greeted when you walk in not banned.

Happy Wingsday!

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