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Whew! We survived Hurricane Irma and are now cleaning up after her. She was not a very clean lady and she left quite a mess. The day Irma was scheduled to come through our area my oldest son put on one of his baseball themed t-shirts, wrote the name "Irma" on a piece of paper, and taped it to his t-shirt. His t-shirt then read, "Irma You might want to back up...going...going...GONE!" with a picture of a baseball hitter swinging it out of the park. It was creative. I shared it with our local TV weathermen and they loved it.
So, after a disruptive sweaty week, it seemed humor would be a welcome reprieve today. Corny or ingenious here is an Angel joke for you all:
One day an angel appeared to Adam. The angel said, "Adam, I've got great news! God is going to create something wonderful for you." Adam excitedly asked, "Oh, what is it?"
The angel said, "It's not an 'it', it's a 'she.' God is going to make something called 'woman'. This is going to be wonderful! This woman will be made to be like you, only much more beautiful. She will live to serve you at all times. When you are tired, she'll give you a massage. When you are hungry, she will feed you. She'll clean your house every day. In the mornings and in the evenings she will bow down to you. She will live to serve your every pleasure every day." The angel continued, "There's more. She will agree with your every decision and won't ever question you or talk back."
Adam had a sparkle in his eye and said, "Wow, that sounds amazing! I'll call her Grace." Adam continued, "But first, I have a question. What is this 'woman' going to cost me?"
The angel told him, "Well, Adam, she is going to cost you your right arm and left leg."
After thinking about it for a moment Adam then asked, "What can I get for just one rib?"
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