Humor Your Husband

Not sure about the men in your lives, but my husband (and one male cousin in particular) all seem to have the same sense of humor. Male humor is definitely different from female humor.

As a side note - my husband told me for at least a year how great the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail was. He even quoted lines from the movie and it made me laugh. So I bought the movie with great expectations. We were watching it and twenty minutes into the movie, I looked at my husband and said, "How much more of this movie do I have to watch to prove that I love you?" Male humor...anyway.

Even though it's not Father's Day yet, here are some "PG-rated guy jokes"  you can practice for the big day that may garner big laughs from your big guy. 

*Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted. (This one is a knee slapper according to my husband.)

*A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

*A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food here."

*Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
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*I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No. The steaks are too high."

Whether these jokes found you laughing out loud or rolling your eyes, take some time today to find the humor in life. Laughter is good for you. The ancient book of Proverbs says, "A merry heart does good like medicine." 17:22 Open wide!

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