Recently a Judge in Cobb County, Georgia signed an Order banning Elves from his jurisdiction. When we got word of it, we decided Divine intervention was needed. We are filing an Amicus Brief in this case. Read our arguments below and then you decide if the Court should stay it's decision and rule in favor of Christmas cheer all year round.
"Dear Honorable Leonard,
We here at Where Is Your Angel?™ are aware of your recent order banning Elves, CAFN:21-1-005 ("Order"). We've heard the arguments presented and would like to offer an amicus curiae in the case.
Yes, it is a fact established by the Court that Elves cause undue and added stress on all family members during an already busy season of the year.
Furthermore, adults suffer mental fatigue as they try to out-do the neighbors' social media posts of Elf spots and positions (so we've heard).
Furthermore, it opens children up to be bullied due to their Elf being boring and not as elaborate as other kids.
All of the aforementioned creates a not so jolly cycle in our homes and communities.
Whereas, a more peaceful and calming alternative should be considered by this Court - such as angels that welcome being touched. Angels are also St. Nick approved.
Taking these things into consideration, we appeal to the Court to grant a reprieve to the Elves and pray the Court would give angels their day in court.
Very truly yours,
Evangeline B. White"
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