Sometimes Mondays are the days when you need to laugh the most. Here are some quips we read that tickled our funny bone and we hope you will enjoy them to!
Be nice to your kids. Someday they'll choose your nursing home.
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.
Everyone wants to live long but no one wants to grow old.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some are just out of film.
A bachelor is a man who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.
How does an angel greet people? He says, "Halo!"
From Will Rogers:
Don't squat with your spurs on. (just picture that one!)
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
And here's a blonde funny:
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She is going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. She offers her Rolls Royce parked in front of the bank as security. The bank accepts the car and parks it in their underground garage. Two weeks later the blonde returns and pays back the $5,000 loan plus $15.41 interest. Curious, the bank asks her, "Why would you borrow $5,000?" The blonde replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for $15?"
Lol! Did those make you smile and giggle? We hope so.
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